The 35 Funniest Songs Of All Time
It’s well known that music can help people get into a good mood and that ability is amplified when the song itself is funny. If you’re trying to cheer yourself up or just looking for a quick laugh, then our list of the funniest songs of all time will definitely help you. If you think we missed a tune, let us know in the comments section below.
To select our funny songs, we took a look at tracks that genuinely make us laugh, don’t take themselves too seriously and also, the music itself must be great. They don’t necessary need to have been Billboard hits, they just need to be funny songs.
Looking for songs to put you in a good mood? Don’t forget to look at our 65 best happy songs of all time.
Here is a preview of the top funniest songs of all time. Keep reading for the full list.
Peaches – Mommy Complex
Funniest Lyric:
Hush now baby don’t you stress. I’m gonna fill you mommy complex
L7 – Shitlist
Funniest Lyric:
When i get mad, and i get pissed, I grab my pen, and i write out a list, Of all the people. That won’t be missed. You’ve made my shitlist
Daveyboyz – Heavy Metal Farmer
Funniest Lyric:
ROOOOOOAAR
Ween – Touch My Tooter
Funniest Lyric:
Buddy – why’s my brain so muddyWhy do I feel like puttyWhen she walks into the room(touch my tooter)
Tenacious D – Low Hangin Fruit
Funniest Lyric:
Well, me and Kage are hungryWe’re hungry for some fruitWe wander through the gardenIt would be a hootTo eat some low hangin’ fruit
Chuck Berry – My Ding-A-Ling
Funniest Lyric:
And then mother took me to Grammer SchoolBut I stopped all in the vestibuleEvery time that bell would ringcatched me playin’ with my ding a ling
Magnetic Fields – How Fucking Romantic
Funniest Lyric:
How fucking romanticMust we really waltz?Drag another clicheHowling from the vaults
NoFx – Johnny Appleseed
Funniest Lyric:
Through word of mouth let it be knownThe man who spends his life on a mission, he’s legendaryTravelling from coast to coastHe’s the contemporary Johnny Appleseed
CeeLo Green – Fuck You
Funniest Lyric:
I see you driving ’round town with the girl I loveand I’m like,”FUCK YOU!”
Presidents Of The USA – Peaches
Funniest Lyric:
Peaches come from a can,they were put there by a manIn a factory downtownIf I had my little way,I’d eat peaches every daySun-soakin’ bulges in the shade
Flight of the Conchords – Business Time
Funniest Lyric:
I remove my clothes very, very clumsily, tripping sensuously over my pants.
Now I’m naked, except for my socks, and you know when I’m down to just my socks what time it is…It’s business.
Beck – Satan Gave Me a Taco
Funniest Lyric:
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sickThe chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thickThe rice was all rancid and the beans were so hardI was gettin’ kinda dizzy eatin’ all the lard
Jimmy Buffet – The Asshole Song
Funniest Lyric:
Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?
The Offspring – Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)
Funniest Lyric:
Now he’s getting a tattoo. Yeah he’s gettin’ ink done. He asked for a ’13’, but they drew a ’31’.Friends say he’s trying too hardAnd he’s not quite hip.But in his own mindHe’s the dopest trip.
Johnny Cash – A Boy Named Sue
Funniest Lyric:
But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me “Sue.”
Sir Mix-A-Lot – Baby Got Back
Funniest Lyric:
I like big butts and I can not lieYou other brothers can’t deny
Bloodhound Gang – A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying
Funniest Lyric:
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’Well I find it’s quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her will
Katy Perry – Ur So Gay
Funniest Lyric:
Hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarfWhile jacking off listening to MozartYou bitch and moan about LAWishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
Fountains of Wayne – Stacy’s Mom
Funniest Lyric:
Stacy, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for meI know it might be wrong,but I’m in love with Stacy’s mom
Frank Zappa – Bobby Brown Goes Down
Funniest Lyric:
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dickI guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Stephen Lynch – You Caught Me Spankin It
Funniest Lyric:
Well it seems last nightThat you caught me spankinAnd no use denying itWell I was really crankin
Lonely Island – Like A Boss
Funniest Lyric:
Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Nirvana – Mexican Seafood
Funniest Lyric:
To a fungus mold cured by injectionHope it’s only ah, a yeast infection
Weird Al – Amish Paradise
Funniest Lyric:
We been spending most our livesLiving in an Amish paradiseI’ve churned butter once or twiceLiving in an Amish paradiseIt’s hard work and sacrificeLiving in an Amish paradiseWe sell quilts at discount priceLiving in an Amish paradise
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis – Thrift Shop
Funniest Lyric:
I’m like, “Yo – that’s fifty dollars for a T-shirt.”Limited edition, let’s do some simple additionFifty dollars for a T-shirt – that’s just some ignorant bitch
Rodney Carrington – Dear Penis
Funniest Lyric:
Ohhhh dear penis, I dont like you anymoreUsed to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
Eminem – The Real Slim Shady
Funniest Lyric:
Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
Flight of the Conchords – If You’re Into It
Funniest Lyric:
And then on our next dateWell, you could bring your roommateI don’t know if Stu is keen toBut if you want, we could double team you
LMFAO – Sexy And I Know It
Funniest Lyric:
When I walk in the spot, this is what I seeEverybody stops and they staring at meI got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it.. I’m Sexy And I Know It
Jon LaJoie – High as Fuck
Funniest Lyric:
Thinking ’bout ketchup chipsAnd for some reason the game Battleship
Lonely Island – Dick In a Box
Funniest Lyric:
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It’s easy to do just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that’s the way you do it It’s my dick in a box
Denis Leary – Asshole
Funniest Lyric:
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,While handicapped people make handicapped faces.I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
Bloodhound Gang – The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Funniest Lyric:
Dear Chasey LainI wrote to explainI’m your biggest fanI just wanted to askCould I eat your ass?Write back as soon as you can
Weird Al – Eat It
Funniest Lyric:
Don’t want to argue, I don’t want to debateDon’t want to hear about what kind of food you hateYou won’t get no dessert ’till you clean off your plateSo eat it
Afroman – Because I Got High
Funniest Lyric:
I was gonna go to work but then I got highI just got a new promotion but I got high