Worst Song Lyrics Ever - Page 2

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4Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Suck My Kiss

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chicka chicka dee
Do me like a banshee
Low brow is how
Swimming in the sound
of bow wow wow"

UpVenue Take: I get the sexual connotations in the song but that doesn't excuse the lyrics from being retarded. Come on Anthony, you're not even trying.

3New Edition - Popcorn Love

'"P" is for her personality
I said the "O" is for originality
And the other "P" is for the perfect love she gives to me
The "C" is just 'cause she loves me
And the "O" means she's the only love I got
And the "R" and the "N", our love will never end
'

UpVenue: Do "never" and "end" begin with an "R" and a "N" or am I missing something here?

2Oasis - Supersonic

"I know a girl called Elsa
She’s into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane
On a supersonic train
She made me laugh
I got her autograph"

UpVenue Note:  I've read better lyrics in my Alpha-Bits.

1Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

UpVenue Take: Magnets are the least of ICP's worries in this lyrically challenged song. Miracles is a perfect showcase at how insane the Insane Clown Posse really are. According to the lyrics, they don't believe scientists, don't understand rainbows (we're not even talking about the double rainbow variety here) and they get their cellphones stolen by pelicans. I wish I was making this up, check out their ridiculous video below.

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