22The Offspring - Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)
Now he's getting a tattoo. Yeah he's gettin' ink done. He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'.Friends say he's trying too hardAnd he's not quite hip.But in his own mindHe's the dopest trip.
21Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue
But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."
20Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
I like big butts and I can not lieYou other brothers can't deny
19Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her will
18Katy Perry - Ur So Gay
Hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarfWhile jacking off listening to MozartYou bitch and moan about LAWishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
17Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for meI know it might be wrong,but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
16Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dickI guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick