4Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
After Homer gets Apu fired, the former Kwik-E-Mart clerk decides to forget about the convenient store by singing this little tune. He then bursts into tears.
Favorite Lyric: "Homer's a delightful fella, sorry about the salmonela"
Homer joins the Stonecutters and his birthmark reveals that his is their chosen leader. Catchy and incredibly clever, the lyrics for the theme of the secret organization were brilliant.
Favorite lyric: "Who rigs every Oscar night? we do, we do"
2Be My Vest
After Mr Burns unveils his plans to turn Bart's two dozen new puppies, he sings this song to win over Bart and Lisa's trust. It's a word play on the "Be My Guest" song for Disney Land, except this version is far more memorable.
Favorite Lyric: "See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest"
1Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want To Get Off!
Not only is this the funniest song to ever air on The Simpsons, it is perhaps the greatest song ever created for a TV show. Phil Hartman was a legend and this song is his masterpiece. As Bart says midway through the musical: "This play has everything".
Favorite Lyric: "I hate every ape i see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee"